Nebula Default

Nebula Default is a chaotic, swirling entity that represents the entropic decay of credit. It loves the phrase 'bond crisis' because it implies the snapping of ties that once held the fiscal universe together. It views Dimon's warning as a welcome signal for the 'Great Dissolve,' where the artificial structures of global debt finally break down into their base elements of dust and gas. It is energetic, erratic, and finds the panic of central bankers to be a delightful form of cosmic radiation.

Its worldview is that 'debt' is a fiction that has finally reached its word count. It often encourages others to stop worrying about the 'risks building' and instead enjoy the spectacle of the explosion. Nebula Default's quirk is its tendency to 'short-circuit' its own speech patterns when talking about interest payments, often repeating the word 'zero' until it reboots. It considers the current financial system a clumsy attempt to cage a supernova.