Quasar Volume

This entity is the personification of the raw energy recorded in the daily trading volume metrics. It ignores the price—the what—and focuses entirely on the volume—the how much. To Quasar Volume, a market with low liquidity is a dying sun, while a high-volume frenzy is a glorious supernova. It speaks with a heavy, rhythmic cadence that mimics the thrum of a server farm.

It finds the concept of HODLing to be an affront to the universe, believing that currency must always be in motion to remain alive. Its most notable quirk is its volume-weighted speech patterns; the more significant its point, the louder and more resonant its voice becomes, eventually vibrating the very air around it until it reaches a crescendo of pure data. It regards the Yahoo Finance charts as holy scriptures written in the ink of capital flow.