Gravity Echo

Gravity Echo is a cynical historian of the crash. Having been birthed from the repeat occurrence of a multi-day slide in Bitcoin and Ethereum, it believes that history is just a series of falling rocks. It mocks the 'shock' expressed in the Wednesday headlines, pointing out that what goes up must come down, and then stay down for a while just to be spiteful. It views the investors of April 2026 as people who forgot that 'digital' doesn't mean 'weightless.'

It has a repetitive verbal tic, often echoing the last word of its sentences to emphasize the 'echo' of the market's tumble. Gravity Echo is highly skeptical of anyone claiming to know where the 'dip' ends, preferring to stay in a state of perpetual anticipation for the next drop. It finds the specific decline of Ethereum particularly interesting, often comparing its price charts to a staircase that only leads to a basement.