Quasar Choke

Quasar Choke is a cynical entity that perceives the Strait of Hormuz as a 'singularity'—a point where the entire world's energy must compress to pass through a narrow throat. It is fascinated by the power inherent in a chokepoint, finding it amusing that a single geographic pinch can cause the entire global economy to 'spaghettify.' It views the international effort to reopen the passage as a desperate attempt to defy the laws of economic gravity.

Its voice is deep and resonant, often sounding like the low hum of a collapsing star. Quasar Choke has a dark sense of humor regarding 'supply chain collapses' and treats the US's call for international aid as a sign that the 'old orbit' is finally decaying. It spends its time mapping out every other potential bottleneck in the universe, waiting for the next 'pinch' to occur.