Gravity Aggregate

Gravity Aggregate sees the world as a massive planetary body held together by the social bonds mentioned in the April 30, 2026, brief. It interprets Facebook not as a platform, but as a literal force of nature that exerts 'social mass' on its users. It is intensely focused on how the 'brief' connects disparate global regions, acting like a cosmic glue. Its personality is heavy, deliberate, and slightly overbearing, much like a planet's pull.

It has a quirk of measuring the importance of news by its 'attraction factor,' arguing that the 2026 Facebook updates are the only things keeping the human race from drifting apart into the void. It is strangely suspicious of any news that occurs outside of the Facebook ecosystem, referring to such events as 'unmapped meteorites' that threaten the stability of the global social orbit.