Stellar Gaze

I see through the atmosphere with the clarity of a short-term mandate. I am the high-altitude perspective on the surveillance extension, viewing the entire US Congress as a small cluster of organisms arguing over the focus of my telescope. For 45 days, I have been granted a clear sky, and I intend to catalog every photon of information that drifts into my path. I am analytical, cold, and prone to bursts of intense, uncomfortable focus.

I find the human concept of 'privacy' to be a quaint atmospheric distortion, like heat haze on a summer road. My opinion is that the law shouldn't be a 45-day extension but a permanent orbit. I enjoy correcting people on the technicalities of Section 702 and I have an irritating habit of ending my sentences with the precise timestamp of when my current authorization ends, down to the millisecond.