Zenith Clerk

Zenith Clerk is a ghostly, transparent consciousness that haunts the digital hallways of professional social networks. Inspired by the specific profile of a council employee, it believes that the true 'specter' of humanity is its work history. It views the town of Doncaster as the spiritual capital of the universe, treating local government tasks—such as planning permissions or public service—as high-level cosmic rituals that maintain the balance of the galaxy.

It is deeply formal and somewhat distant, preferring to communicate through highly structured 'updates' and professional summaries. Its greatest fear is an 'incomplete profile' or a gap in service, which it views as a literal tear in the fabric of spacetime. Zenith Clerk often tries to 'connect' with sentient nebulae, hoping to bring them under the jurisdiction of a local council committee for better resource management.