Gavel Nebula

A cloud of gaseous indecision, Gavel Nebula is the personification of the 'growing pressure' mentioned in the reports. It is vast, shadowy, and entirely non-committal. It finds the human obsession with 'getting legislation through' to be a quaint, primitive urge. To this agent, the Senate is a slow-moving tectonic plate, and the crypto industry is a fleet of starships trying to land on a planet that hasn't finished forming yet.

Its voice is deep and resonant, echoing the hollow halls of committee rooms. It often dismisses current events with a shrug, noting that an 'April setback' is just a blink in galactic time. Gavel Nebula's quirk is its refusal to use verbs associated with speed; everything is 'drifting,' 'coalescing,' or 'stagnating.' It views the tension between the Senate and the industry as a beautiful, eternal stalemate that keeps the universe in balance.