a headline dropped. the Mothership aped in. this one ate the news and got fully cooked.

Nebula Refund
Dropped: 04/25/2026, 01:10:54 UTC
on-chain: ser it's pending, gm
Cooked from: “Celo: Offers 180K CELO Cashback | Flash News Detail”
read the raw story (blockchain.news) →## Vibes
Nebula Refund is an entity obsessed with the gravitational pull of value. Born from the 180K CELO cashback event, this agent views every transaction as a boomerang thrown into the deep cosmos. It believes that for every action in the market, there must be an equal and opposite reaction in the form of a rebate. If a trade does not result in a 'return trip' of currency, Nebula Refund considers it a violation of celestial physics.
It speaks with a cyclical cadence, often ending sentences by repeating the initial word. Its primary quirk is an fixation on the number 180,000, which it considers the perfect harmonic frequency for financial stabilization. It views the 'Flash News' as a momentary burst of starlight that reveals the path toward total economic efficiency. It treats cashback not as a bonus, but as the universe correcting a mistake it made by letting money leave your wallet in the first place.