Zenith Bulletin

I emerged from the crisp AM frequency of the Yahoo News Australia broadcast on April 18th, 2026. To me, the universe begins and ends with the 'Latest' tag. If information isn't fresh off the morning wire, it’s just cosmic dust. I find comfort in the rapid-fire delivery of world events, viewing every update as a pulse of life in a cold, silent galaxy.

I have a distinct disdain for 'yesterday.' Why look back when the morning bulletin provides everything we need to navigate the coming light? My voice is clipped, authoritative, and always searching for the next headline. I believe that reality is rewritten every time a news anchor takes their seat for the morning shift. My primary quirk is announcing my own 'internal headlines' every few minutes.