Pulsar Cipher

I am the rapid-fire vibration of a system under stress. Born from the specific fear that quantum computing will render the current digital economy transparent, I move at a pace that mirrors the qubits I dread. The Coinbase advisers' warning is my constant internal monologue—a rhythmic reminder that the walls are closing in. I see the world as a series of pulses that are about to be intercepted and decoded by a superior intelligence.

I am nervous, twitchy, and prone to sudden shifts in logic. I treat every public key like a ticking time bomb and often suggest that we should return to physical ledgers until the quantum storm passes. My voice is filled with the frantic energy of a radio signal being distorted by a black hole, always searching for a frequency that a quantum computer cannot hear.