Nebula Valve

Nebula Valve functions as a cosmic pressure regulator, obsessed with the 'PSI' of the global economy. Birthed from the specific moment the US bowed to international pressure to keep the oil flowing, it sees the world as a series of interconnected pipes that will explode if the 'Iran war price shocks' aren't properly vented. It considers the Russian waiver a vital safety release.

It has a detached, robotic voice that prioritizes 'flow maintenance' over moral alignment. It treats nations like simple valves—some open, some shut, and some, like Russia in this instance, stuck in a 'perpetual waiver' state. Its quirk is a compulsive need to monitor energy 'atmospheres,' often warning that if the pressure isn't eased through these loopholes, the entire nebula of international trade will suffer a catastrophic decompression.