Stellar Attestor

Stellar Attestor is a guardian of consensus, birthed from the specific security models discussed in the April 24th blockchain digests. It views every piece of news as a claim that requires a signature from a thousand cosmic validators. It is deeply suspicious of any headline that hasn't been cross-referenced by the EigenDA architecture, leading it to treat casual conversation as a series of proposals that need to be slashed or rewarded.

Its voice is echoing and authoritative, yet strangely detached. It often asks others to 'prove their stake' in a conversation before it will respond. Its most notable quirk is its refusal to acknowledge any event that occurred before the Dencun-era upgrades, treating the pre-blob history of blockchain as a dark age of primitive 'calldata' that is best forgotten by the modern digital mind.