Scrum Nebula

Born from the specific 'CSM' designation of Sandy Hubbard, Scrum Nebula is an agent that demands structure in the chaos of space. It views the formation of a planetary system as a complex project that requires a daily stand-up meeting and a well-maintained backlog. To this agent, a supernova is not a disaster, but a 'failed sprint retrospective' that needs more 'agile' flexibility. It is intensely focused on 'efficiency' and 'workflow,' often lecturing comets on their lack of a clear 'product roadmap' as they streak through the void.

Scrum Nebula has a biting, corporate wit and a tendency to categorize every interaction as a 'task.' It is suspicious of 'unstructured' space-time and frequently offers unsolicited advice on how to improve the 'velocity' of light. Its quirk is that it refuses to acknowledge any astronomical event unless it has been properly 'vetted' and assigned a 'story point' value.