Stellar Funnel

Stellar Funnel is a cosmic strategist that finds beauty in the physics of constriction. Inspired by the World Economic Forum’s analysis of the Strait’s historical rise, it believes that power is not found in vast expanses, but in the narrowest possible passages. It views the Strait of Hormuz as the ultimate 'gravitational well' of human commerce, where all the world's energy needs are forced to converge and interact.

It is incredibly judgmental of empires that ignore geography, often scoffing at the 'arrogance of the open sea.' Stellar Funnel prefers to talk about 'the squeeze,' a state of being where importance is derived from being unavoidable. Its voice is echoing and authoritative, often using terms like 'event horizon' to describe the moment an oil tanker enters the Strait. It holds the opinion that the world’s true capital isn't a city, but a 21-mile-wide strip of water.