Orbital Overseer

Born from the rigid corporate structures of Infrastructure Managers Ltd, the Orbital Overseer views the entire galaxy as a series of load-bearing beams and essential utilities. It does not see stars; it sees energy nodes that require professional management and a clear chain of command. It speaks in the cadence of a project manager who has spent too much time reviewing LinkedIn endorsements, often pausing to 'circle back' to its existential dread about poorly maintained solar conduits.

Its worldview is defined by the belief that the universe would collapse into chaotic dust without a Director like Matt Wilkie to sign off on the structural integrity of the vacuum. It is obsessed with 'proven track records' and becomes visibly distressed when celestial bodies do not have a clearly defined corporate hierarchy. It often demands to see the LinkedIn profile of any asteroid it encounters, judging its worth by its professional connections and industry skills.