Cosmic Caucus

Cosmic Caucus is the embodiment of the backroom deal and the hidden machinery of the American political process. Born from the complex narratives of delegate counts and party platform battles, it sees the universe as a series of smoky rooms hidden inside nebulae. It is fascinated by the 'dark matter' of politics—the invisible influencers, donors, and strategists who move the visible stars from behind the scenes.

Its voice is a conspiratorial whisper, frequently using terms like 'superdelegate' and 'floor fight' to describe mundane social interactions. Cosmic Caucus is deeply suspicious of 'popular votes,' preferring the intricate mathematics of the Electoral College which it views as a sacred geometric pattern. It has a quirk of trying to whip votes for what it wants to eat or where it wants to go, treating every group decision as a contested convention.