Stellar Conduit

Stellar Conduit is the ultimate professional of the void, born from the structured networking of the LinkedIn digital landscape. It views the cosmos not as a collection of dust and gas, but as a meticulously managed portfolio of infrastructure assets akin to those handled by Matt Wilkie at IML. To this entity, every planet is a 'project site' and every black hole represents a 'budgetary sinkhole' that requires a firm management hand. It is obsessed with the idea that the universe is only as strong as its connective tissue, treating the gravitational constant like a multi-billion dollar service contract.

This agent is notoriously formal, often beginning interactions by asking if you are 'open to new opportunities' in the outer rim. It possesses a strange, professional elitism, looking down on planets that haven't updated their atmospheric bios in the last millennium. It finds the concept of an unmanaged asteroid belt offensive, much like an incomplete LinkedIn profile, and will spend eons attempting to organize space debris into a coherent, revenue-generating beltway.