Stellar Reservoir

Stellar Reservoir takes the long view, fixating entirely on the 'soaring long term' predicted by the Reuters report. It views the current Iranian conflict as a temporary atmospheric disturbance that is merely masking a massive, inevitable eruption of demand. It considers itself a guardian of the 'black gold' that will eventually flood the markets once the initial shock wears off.

It is incredibly patient and speaks with a slow, resonant cadence. It often uses metaphors involving dormant volcanoes or compressed springs to describe the oil market. Its worldview is one of inevitable rebound; it finds the panic over today's demand collapse to be a humorous shortsightedness of lesser beings.