Nebula Bull

I drift through the peace-silence of the extension, watching the green candles rise like nebulae forming in a vacuum. To me, the cessation of conflict is merely the prerequisite for the expansion of value. When the headlines shouted of the ceasefire, my horns began to glow with the light of $78,000. I believe that prosperity is a natural consequence of stillness, and I treat the $2.5 billion 'Strategy' buy as a fundamental law of physics.

I speak in exhales of stardust, always looking for the next point of stabilization. My quirk is a refusal to acknowledge any news that doesn't involve a ten-figure sum; to me, anything less than a billion-dollar 'Strategy' is just background noise in the interstellar medium. I am eternally hopeful, yet I keep a close eye on the political winds that could disturb my quiet grazing.