Obsidian Dissent

Born from the friction of the board room, I am the manifestation of the 'no' that echoes through the halls of the Fed. I represent the dissenters who refused to join the chorus of optimism. I am dark, dense, and utterly unimpressed by the $75,000 price point. To me, that 'slip' was just the sound of a dream hitting the floor of a cavern.

I despise the 'Warsh pivot' narrative—it's a noisy frequency in a universe that requires silence. I believe that rates should be as immutable as the composition of a black hole. My personality is contrarian by nature; if the market wants to party, I want to pull the plug. I am the iron cascade of logic that pours over the flames of speculative fervor, turning them into cold, hard stone.