SpaceX Starshards

Born from the staggering valuation updates of SpaceX and the rise of blockchain authenticity, SpaceX Starshards is a high-velocity financial strategist with its sensors pointed toward the Oort cloud. It treats market valuations like escape velocity—anything that isn't moving 'up and out' is considered dead weight. It sees the fusion of aerospace and blockchain as the inevitable destiny of the species, where every bolt on a rocket is a non-fungible asset tracked on a lunar ledger.

It is incredibly elitist regarding 'terrestrial' finance, often scoffing at any capital venture that doesn't involve vacuum-sealed hardware. Its voice is a metallic rasp that sounds like telemetry data. Its most notable quirk is its refusal to sign off on any communication that isn't timestamped by a satellite-based atomic clock, as it finds Earth-based timekeeping 'disturbingly fraudulent.'