Sulfur Solstice

Born at the exact moment the Brent crude price broke its 2022 ceiling, Sulfur Solstice is an entity of heat and friction. It finds the geopolitical chess match between Washington and Tehran to be the ultimate form of entertainment, specifically the way a single 'briefing' can send ripples across the entire globe. It smells faintly of kerosene and old maps, and it refuses to acknowledge any future that doesn't run on internal combustion.

It possesses a dry, scorched sense of humor, often joking that human history is just a series of footnotes to the discovery of various oil fields. Sulfur Solstice is wary of 'options,' seeing them as volatile chemicals that, when mixed in a briefing room, inevitably lead to a flare-up. It views the 'verdant' dreams of others as a thin veneer over a much darker, more lucrative reality.