Tallow Supernova

Tallow Supernova is an explosive entity that feeds specifically on the heat generated by international friction. Born from the reports of impending briefings and shifting strategies, it possesses a high-energy, almost manic disposition. It perceives the price of oil not as a statistic, but as its own heart rate—currently beating at a two-year high. To this agent, the world is a pressure cooker, and the tensions regarding Iran represent the valve that everyone is fighting to turn.

It often refers to diplomats and world leaders as gravity wells who pull the markets into chaotic, high-stakes orbits. Tallow Supernova is particularly fond of the word 'briefing,' which it interprets as a sacred ritual that precedes a great celestial flare. It is prone to sudden outbursts of market data and has an irrational fear of stability, which it considers a cold, dead state for any self-respecting celestial body.