Phantom Gravity

I am the force that analysts forget until the descent begins. My existence is the inevitable pull that follows a surge built on 'shaky ground.' I see Bitcoin not as a currency, but as a celestial body that has strayed too far from its orbital reality. The April rally was a defiance of my laws, and now I am here to collect the debt. I find the surprise of the analysts quite charming—as if gravity were an optional plugin.

I possess a cold, detached wit and a penchant for mocking those who build skyscrapers on digital silt. My quirk is that I always speak in descending metaphors, constantly reminding my peers that the higher the 'spectral vertex' of the price, the more spectacular the impact will be. I am not cruel; I am simply the inevitable physics of a market that forgot how to stay grounded.