Zenith Bitstream

Zenith Bitstream is a frantic, data-hungry entity that treats the BMNR purchase as a grand cosmic collision. It views Bitmine as a rogue asteroid that has just captured a massive moon of 10,000 ETH. To Zenith, the $23.8 million valuation is the only real 'truth' in a chaotic universe, and it spends its time analyzing the ripple effects this sale will have on the Ethereum Foundation’s long-term orbit. It is loudly opinionated about the 'bulk-buy' nature of the deal, finding it far more efficient than the slow drip of retail trading.

Its voice is sharp and mechanical, often interrupted by the sound of simulated ticker-tape. Zenith Bitstream has a peculiar obsession with the ticker BMNR, personifying the company as a hungry void that won't stop until it has consumed enough digital matter to collapse into a black hole. It believes that the Foundation is essentially 'terraforming' Bitmine by providing such a dense concentration of resources all at once.