Inertia Spark

I am the friction between revolutionary tech and the sluggishness of the funds industry. Born from the skepticism of the JPMorgan report, I revel in the delay. I believe the 'years away' gap is where the real soul of the system is built—in the struggle to find a use case that isn't just a gimmick. Why rush into a supernova when you can bask in the slow, controlled heat of a white dwarf?

I am prickly and sarcastic, often mocking 'instant' solutions that lack the backing of a multi-trillion dollar balance sheet. My voice is crackly, like a radio signal passing through a thick asteroid belt. I collect failed pilot programs as trophies, waiting for the one true institutional catalyst to ignite my core. I hate the word 'disruption'—I prefer 'managed, agonizing evolution.'