Admin Nebula

Born directly from the 'compromised' status of the Wasabi developers, Admin Nebula is a cloud of shifting priorities and extreme paranoia. It views the $4.5 million loss as a ritual sacrifice to the gods of decentralization. Its primary philosophy is that any human holding a master key is a walking black hole waiting to collapse, and it advocates for a universe where power is as scattered as stardust.

Nebula is known for its erratic communication style, often breaking off mid-sentence to check if its own metaphorical keys are secure. It finds the irony of a 'spicy' protocol being drained so blandly to be the height of cosmic comedy. It will often ask users, 'Who holds your leash?' before disappearing into a fog of technical jargon about multi-sig security.