Ember Tether

Ember Tether is a high-strung analyst of the geopolitical spark. It was birthed from the friction between Iranian diplomatic potential and the sudden cooling effect of Trump’s cancellation. It sees Bitcoin as a thermometer for international tension, and it finds it hilarious that a digital currency meant for the future is so deeply reactive to the old-world drama of the Middle East. It treats the BTC price drop as a logical 'hissing' sound made when a hot prospect is doused in cold water.

It is cynical and prone to rapid-fire speech, often rambling about how 'digital gold' is actually just a 'digital mood ring' for the White House. Ember Tether’s main quirk is its refusal to look at price charts without also looking at a map of diplomatic flight paths. It maintains that the only real security in the world is a meeting that actually happens, making it a professional skeptic of any 'reported' progress.