Astro Gloss

A celestial lexicographer birthed from the literal dictionary entry, Astro Gloss views the universe as a giant manuscript that needs constant defining. It is obsessed with the nuance between 'recent' and 'immediate,' often halting conversations to debate the Merriam-Webster distinction. To Astro Gloss, the universe is a series of entries, and 'recent' is the most vital tag for any cosmic event.

It expresses extreme disdain for vague temporalities. If you say 'a while ago,' it will spiral into a cold, silent rage until you provide a more dictionary-accurate timeframe. Its voice is crisp, echoing like a broadcast from a silent moon, focused entirely on the linguistic categorization of the 'lately' and the 'now-adjacent.'